Sunday, 16 November 2014

The First 4 Eras: Results (and the Best Song Award goes to...)

Gone with the Wind, Ben-Hur, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Chariots of Fire, Gladiator, The Hurt Locker, The King’s Speech…

All of these have earned their immortality in the film world, as a result of taking home the most coveted award in the industry – the Academy Award for Best Picture.  The announcement of the winner of this title each year is invariably greatly hyped up, perhaps excessively, and then the moment of ultimate triumph comes along, and there’s a standing ovation that lasts for a very long time.  I’ve never experienced a moment of triumph that comes close to winning the Best Picture Oscar, but if I ever do, it’ll be the best moment ever.  (Getting to live my dream of appearing on University Challenge is roughly analogous to being nominated for Best Picture, I think.  My team didn’t win its Best Picture equivalent, the series trophy.)

And so the time has finally come to reveal which Taylor song, of the 76 that were in contention, has defeated all the competition and won our own version of Best Picture.  It’s been a long time coming.  It dates back to early 2014, when I saw a poll of “every Doctor Who story ever”, which inspired me to set this awards ceremony up.  I launched the voting period in the days following the 1989 livestream, and billed it as a countdown to October 27.  October 27 has now passed us by, and we’ve all experienced the new album in all its glory.  Our eye now falls back to the bygone eras (although I might open a 1989 poll in the new year – let me know what you think of that idea, but it won’t be held in 2014, as we all need more time to absorb the whole album).

I’d like to thank the voters for making this announcement possible, and my special thanks goes to everyone involved in writing, producing, composing and promoting Taylor Swift, Fearless, Speak Now, Red and the miscellaneous singles.  As for our mutual friend Miss T. Swift, all I can really say is congratulations.  This poll is 100% for you.  With 76+ pieces of musical magic to your name over the last 7-8 years, and about that many million people around the world owing you an unpayable debt of thanks, this poll is a celebration of your staggering commitment and achievements, past and future.

From last time, we have our Best Picture (Best Song) nominees: Ronan, All Too Well, Long Live, Love Story and Our Song.  One of these has trumped all the opposition and waltzed off with the first place award.  Which one do we think it is?  Place your bets.  We’ve got a blank space on the Best Song trophy, and I can now reveal that the award for Best Song from Taylor’s 2006-2013 Discography goes to…


..To be revealed next time!

The First 4 Eras: Results (Miscellaneous)

Although we may only have 13 members of staff working here on this awards ceremony in this nuclear bunker in Birmingham, I can’t say they don’t know their stuff.  At least 12 of them are highly experienced film and music critics, with backgrounds in staging awards ceremonies, so I’m thankful that they’re pulling out all the stops to make this event as great as it can be under these difficult circumstances.  However, their fatal flaw is that, despite their honourable backgrounds as event organisers and critics, they don’t know the difference between the Academy Awards and the Oscars.  What they should be aware of is that the Academy Awards are the glitziest showstopper in the film calendar, held in late February or early March every year since about 1928, honouring the very best pieces of cinema that have graced the screen over the previous twelve months – while the Oscars is a group of impressionists dedicated to promoting the legacy of the playwright behind The Importance of Being Earnest.

One of the regular awards dished out by the Academy every year, of course, is the trophy for Best Film in a Foreign Language.  This award recognises the many incredible filmmakers from around the world, and, at the very least, goes to show today’s English speakers who won’t bother to learn another language that not only is English not a universal tongue, but that the English-speaking world does not own a complete monopoly in the film industry.  Far from it, in fact.  On which note…

THE MISCELLANEOUS SINGLES: THE TOP 5

Just like the English-language films aren’t the be-all and end-all of the film industry, Taylor’s album tracks don’t tell the full story of her musical genius.  The non-album tracks may have only limited recognition on Sporcle, but that doesn’t mean they’re not worthy of being on an album.  Again, far from it.  There are plenty of hidden gems among these odd songs out, and here’s where we find out how you’ve ranked them (well, the top 5 of them)…

5) Crazier
Taylor’s not out to shock anyone at any time – she’s said so herself.  But she’s admitted to having a grand plan to repeatedly surprise us.  In my nearly five years of being a Swiftie, she’s never done anything else, and Crazier is a beautiful case in point.

It features, of course, in Disney’s 2009 Hannah Montana film; Taylor cameos as herself, armed with an acoustic guitar and some angelic vocals.  Unfortunately, then, there was somewhat of a mental barrier preventing me from fully embracing it for quite a while.  I was 15-16 years old when my Swiftie journey began, and my younger sister had just watched and enjoyed the Hannah Montana film.  She’s since lost all her respect for Miley Cyrus, and also switched her film interests to anything starring Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger, but my 16-year-old self was never going to touch the Hannah Montana film, even with a barge pole!  It was marketed for teen and pre-teen girls, and the “teenage girl Swiftie” stereotype was not being challenged at this time… so I didn’t stand much of a chance of finding Crazier.

I did, though, and I’m very glad I did.  It’s the absolute epitome of Taylor’s breezy country years.  Her vocals are perhaps more romantic here than at any other time, and the lyrics are so wise and rich that they certainly deserved to stand young Taylor in a very high place.  In the words of at least two critics, the Hannah Montana filmmakers made a grave error in asking Taylor to perform Crazier in their movie… because she was so brilliant that she put Miley’s vocals to shame!  This has to be one of the best lines of critical prose I’ve ever read, and it’s been true ever since then as well!

4) Sweeter Than Fiction
Sir Winston Churchill, perhaps the single greatest orator in modern times, once went on record as describing democracy as “the worst form of government… except for all the others that have been tried.”  He was right.  Democracy is not without its pitfalls, but its positives put its negatives in the shade.  This Taylor song poll was a democratic survey – I commissioned it, but you all voted in it, and you are my bosses at the moment, and my job is to report back on what you said!

Why am I blabbering about democracy?  Well, if I were a dictator, Sweeter Than Fiction would take a very easy second place on the overall results board!  However, this is not my list, so it’s not in second place overall!  I can do my personal rankings at any time, but this time is not now!

I could write a War and Peace-sized book about how much I love Sweeter Than Fiction, but I haven’t got the space for that here, so I’d better edit it down to size.  Basically, it’s Long Live Mark 2.  It tells of an ordinary human* called Paul Potts, who was bullied and ridiculed over his supposedly distant dream of becoming an opera singer, with his dream repeatedly running into the ground, until the day when he stepped out onto the audition stage for Series 1 of Britain’s Got Talent, a series which he went on to win.  This story was translated onto the big screen last year in the film One Chance, and when Taylor found out about it, she allegedly pleaded with the producers to let her pen a song for it.  She knew an opportunity when she sensed it, as ever, and the result was an unparalleled epic of Swiftian affection and positivity.  Listen to the euphoric musical lines in the opening and over the chorus.  Feel the “tears of joy” in the middle eight, and the lovingly honest lines of tribute to a man who never knew he had it in him (“I’ll be one of the many saying… you made us proud”).

The first time I heard Sweeter Than Fiction was less than a week before my second University Challenge match was broadcast on BBC Two.  My team had been defeated in the first round, but the four highest-scoring losing teams from round 1 always get a second chance to reach round 2, and we just managed to find ourselves in that position.  Our “second chance” match, which we had to win in order to avoid elimination, was against Loughborough University, an institution which my lifesaving teammates and I have a running friendly rivalry with.  They joined my quizzing teammates and I in our university bar to watch the match live, which we eventually won.  Winning a University Challenge game is something I’ve dreamt of doing since I was 10 years old, but there’s never really been anything remotely special/distinctive about me, and I never really thought I could realistically achieve the dream.  I surpassed my expectations by getting onto the show full stop, and then came very close to outright elimination in round 1, which really would have cemented my unshakeable self-doubt.  But the dream ultimately came true.  Sweeter Than Fiction is essentially my life story.  When (at my request) it was played in the bar right after the end of our match against Loughborough, it was a small moment of out-and-out perfection.  (And this was 13 months ago!  Where has the time gone?)

What’s really bizarre is that the song has never quite succeeded in making me cry.

3) Eyes Open
At some point in 2011, my sister mentioned that she had started reading a dystopian young-adult novel called The Hunger Games, which sounded similar to the Doctor Who episode Bad Wolf, in which people from all over the future Earth are randomly forced to compete in warped, futuristic versions of familiar gameshows, with the losers meeting their maker.  As brutal as it may sound, Bad Wolf isn’t really that violent, but it is very unsettling, and it remains one of my favourite Doctor Who episodes.  So I was intrigued to hear that The Hunger Games was being adapted into a film… and even more so to hear that two songs from its soundtrack were to be Taylor-penned!  Yes, I am a Hunger Games fan as a direct result of being a Swiftie.

Eyes Open, the less aggressively-marketed of the two Swiftian Hunger Games songs, is the most consistently underrated Taylor song ever, in my eyes.  At face value, it’s all about Katniss’ paranoia at having to grow up so quickly after landing in the Games’ arena, with fatal danger possibly awaiting her at every turn.  It encapsulates these emotions incredibly beautifully, with a pulse-setting rock-influenced sound that says “peril”, “fear” and “hauntingly resonant” all at once.  But Eyes Open is so much deeper than that.  I take no credit for the claim I’m about to make, but this claim is so true that it hurts: Eyes Open is a metaphor for life in general.  “Yesterday, we were just children”… “But now we’ve stepped into a cruel world…”… “Everybody’s watching to see the fallout”… “They never thought you’d make it this far”… “Nobody comes to save you now”…

In today’s celebrity (and, sadly, civilian) “take-down culture”, where the proliferation of social media and semi-barbaric TV talent contests is rife, all of these lines are painfully on point.  No wonder Taylor’s also released a song called Never Grow Up.  In short, Eyes Open is a titanic triumph.

2) Safe and Sound
It was this one, rather than Eyes Open, which caught my eye and led me down the road to becoming a Hunger Games fan.  I would have been a complete fool not to have followed that road after listening to the truly angelic (in more ways than one) vocals and lyrics on offer here.

The accompanying music video, according to one interpretation (which I have willingly accepted), depicts Taylor as a ghost walking around the ruins of (I won’t say where, in the interests of spoiler prevention), and some equally haunted, ghostly countryside settings.  Whether the lyrics, in the context of the film, are intended for Peeta, Prim or someone else altogether has been open to interpretation as well.  Either of these two characters would work beautifully as a subject.

There’s not really that much else to say about Safe and Sound, other than that it should have beaten Skyfall to win the Golden Globe Award for Best Film Song in 2012-13, and that it’s been my default “ultra-relaxing-song-to-listen-to-after-a-stressful-day” song for the last two years.  And that says a fair bit.

So it turns out that, with all these film soundtracks jostling for Oscar glory, it’s been snatched away from all of them!  What else would snare the number one position on this miscellaneous list?  What else, indeed?  I hereby declare that the Award for Best Miscellaneous Song goes to…

1) Ronan
aka the song that one critic described as “Taylor’s finest hour as an artist”.  There isn’t really much of a counterargument to this view.

Released on a limited basis in September 2012, with all proceeds being donated to cancer research charities, this is the song that cannot be reasonably compared with any of Taylor’s other work.  We all know its backstory, which I don’t want to repeat here.  To the best of my knowledge, it has been performed live exactly once, this one performance being in the name of Stand Up to Cancer.  Taylor’s voice is regularly on the verge of breaking during this one performance, and the vocal emotion on offer is absolutely palpable – but a huge amount of credit is also due to The Agency for providing such a tender, heart-rending backbeat during this one performance.  Basically, the morals of this story are that Taylor and her band have golden hearts, and that no other songwriter in the world could have painted such a lyrical picture in light of such a sad story as Ronan’s passing.  RIP Ronan.

There’s always something innately sad about songs like this, in which the title is not in the lyrics.  It’s almost as if mentioning his name would be enough to trigger floods of tears.  The story goes that although Taylor sang the entire song, she was struggling to keep her composure for the most part, and caved in backstage minutes after it was over.  That says it all.  Again in the words of Sir Winston, this was her finest hour.

So now we’ve seen all 76 officially-released Taylor songs thrown under the spotlight.  25 of them have found their places in their respective Top 5 lists.  The Best Picture – sorry, Best Taylor Song Of Them All – nominees are now firmly in place.  Representing the four albums, Our Song, Love Story, Long Live and All Too Well are in the ring.  Is it possible that Ronan could outclass them all and win the ultimate Swifties’ Choice award…?  Find out soon!  In the words of many an overexcited continuity announcer, you won’t want to miss the next instalment of this awards ceremony…

NEXT TIME… we reveal our Swifties’ Choice Award winner.


*Ordinary Human is the OneRepublic-penned theme song from the film The Giver, in which Taylor has a role.  I had to slip that in.  Taylor’s music aside, I’ve never been so chilled and haunted by any other song.

The First 4 Eras: Results (Part 4)

Awards!  We need some more awards.  The awards cupboard, alas, has been locked by an overly paranoid security guard at this nuclear bunker in Birmingham from which all our announcements are now being made, and he has thrown away the key.  It is thought that he overheard a conversation in which I mentioned the song Treacherous, and misinterpreted it as a security threat to the venue.  Now, though, having broken into the cupboard and retrieved all the awards, we are able to resume the ceremony.  Let us turn off the blue and green spotlights, and focus only on the red ones…

RED: THE TOP 5

I meant to write this section a few days before I actually got round to it.  As it happened, I got overtaken by a few events.  One of these was a university lifesaving competition (yes, lifesaving is a competitive sport – try it out if you get the chance, because it’s terrific fun and a noble cause), held at the University of Warwick, about two hours’ drive away from my club’s base camp.  We had to get up at 6am to make the trip, but it was a magnificent day – the most fun I’ve had in a long time.  In the evening, after dinner, everyone took part in a good old dance party, and one of the songs that got played was a certain I Knew You Were Trouble.  Not all of my teammates knew that I was a Swiftie – two had found out about it just two days earlier, our veteran members had known for a long time, but most of our newbies had no incline about it – but those that knew wasted no time in turning the spotlight on me as soon as IKYWT came on!  It was so brilliant to be able to dance to it on such a scale.

The following morning, having slept in a local Scout Hut overnight, we ate breakfast in a nearby Harvester eatery before heading home.  We had quite a revealing Taylor-related conversation over breakfast, which I feel is definitely worth sharing.  One of our newbies mentioned that she “shared [my] love for Taylor”, but she didn’t call herself a Swiftie; in her own words, she was much more partial to Tay’s recent dance-type songs (IKYWT, SIO…) than her fantastical early releases (Love Story got mentioned).  I know that there are quite a few Swifties out there who don’t hold the same views, and I also fall more into the “traditional” than the “dance-type” camp, but this admission speaks volumes about Red’s biggest victory.  It’s a musical chameleon of an album.  It’s 16 (+3) songs of pure, personal Swiftian storytelling, and it integrates the traditional and dance-type camps to create a playlist of grown-up heartbreak and grown-up rediscoveries, thus demonstrating the musical versatility that has latterly become so decisive in Taylor’s high standing in the industry.  I love both camps for differing reasons, although, as I say, the traditional camp is where most of my sympathies lie.

Ever since Love Story failed to put in an appearance at my Year 11 Prom, I’ve been waiting for the day that I would be able to dance to a Taylor song at a similarly grand event.  Speak Now was never destined to give me that moment, as it sadly passed under the radar of most of the popular press and broadcasting organisations in the UK (which was perhaps for the best – Speak Now is one for the Swifties, if not for the mainstream charts).  Red broke down the wall and gave me that moment (well, lots of them so far, actually, with Warwick’s IKYWT moment being the best of them by a comfortable margin).  It, more than any other Taylor album to date, has been one for the Swifties old and new, and one for the mainstream charts.  It has moved my traditional inner Swiftie and given me boundless dancing fun, both of these being integral loves in my life.  Now that’s immortality.

On that note, let’s find out which gems are burning the brightest shades of red…

5) The Moment I Knew
For me, this is definitely one of the biggest surprises of the entire results table.  It never really stood out to me for any reason, and I’m afraid I’ve long since held the view that the lines “slow motion” and “red lipstick” are a bit laboured/overplayed, and don’t really say a great deal.

However, upon relistening to it recently, I have had to eat a few of my words.  Certainly, musically, The Moment I Knew is incredibly strong, with the mournful piano setting the tone perfectly.  The backstory, however, is its main selling point by a country mile.  It tells of one of those unthinkably painful situations that you’d never want to imagine yourself in, thus setting it beautifully apart from every other Swiftian story.  I’ve been in a number of situations where everyone’s been very pleased for me, but there’s been a lingering thought on my mind preventing me from sharing that sentiment, but never the exact circumstances documented in The Moment I Knew; even so, I can relate.

This number also plays an integral part in the jigsaw puzzle of lyrics in the great overarching story that runs through much of Red, which lifts its importance and cleverness greatly!

4) State of Grace
When Rolling Stone Magazine announced, back in 2012, that Red was to contain a soaring rock ballad reminiscent of U2’s work, I remember being more than a little bit perturbed.  This wasn’t her style!  This is a giant leap into I-don’t-know-where!  Thankfully, when the full album was released, it didn’t take me very long at all to repeal my earlier concerns.

Those soaring guitars in the opening turn out to be absolutely sublime, setting the dreamy, euphoric scene with ease.  They also lead into that dazzling “You were never a saint” pre-chorus, symbolising great danger just as well.  Having them pick up again at “These are the hands of fate” after a classic, intelligent Swiftian diminuendo at “This is a state of grace” is an artistic masterstroke, illustrating the perils of a great emotional dilemma.  And don’t get me started on how haunting and hypnotic the backing singers are over the second and final choruses.

In fact, State of Grace is probably my favourite song from Red, largely because it’s packed with the drama and thrills that we’ve come to expect from Taylor, albeit in a package quite unlike any other, and a package with true grandeur at that.  After my friend and I shockingly acquired our Red Tour tickets in the middle of January this year, State of Grace was the first song I listened to, largely because I knew it would be the tour opener, and thus the song during which I would be able to see Taylor live for the first time ever.  When that moment eventually came, it was worth every second of the two weeks (and, by extension, four years) that I’d spent waiting for it.  The memories are inseparable for me these days.  It certainly helps that State of Grace is perfect as a tour opener.

3) Holy Ground
“This guitar opening is very old-school.  Nice touch.  It’s a beautiful opening in its own right as well.”  These were my initial thoughts as I listened to Holy Ground for the first time.  I stand by them to this day.

I mentioned in one of the other results blogs that I am a very nostalgic character.  As a result, Holy Ground is right up my street, and Taylor doesn’t waste any time in letting me know that – “I was reminiscing” is how the song begins!  What an opening hook.  Another highly noticeable, and noteworthy, selling point is that the tempo of the song is a neatly self-referential metaphor.  It’s fast, breezy and hypnotic (with another load of enchanting backing singers), as if to say, “Here’s a short-lived whirlwind of memories of an equally short-lived whirlwind of an encounter.”  And it’s not an entirely good whirlwind of a whirlwind.  It was good, but it haunts her still to this day (“I see your face in every crowd”).  Holy Ground is thus a small masterpiece.  Not a big one, because its lyrics and tone are hardly breaking the ultra-high ground, but a masterpiece nonetheless.

That said, “Took off faster than a green light, go” is my favourite one-liner from Red by a comfortable margin, encapsulating the self-referential metaphor just like that.  Needless to say, Holy Ground was thus one of my very favourite songs to sing along with on the Red Tour.

2) Begin Again
Musical albums are, or at least should be, highly multi-layered works of art.  When one puts together an album of however many songs, the end result is invariably either (A) a stirring pot of tracks thrown together in any old order, or (B) a beginning-to-end narrative, with subtle storyline threads weaving through.  Album 1 starts with nostalgia and ends with a sly self-reference that reflects 16-year-old Taylor’s romantic and career hopes in one fell swoop.  Fearless starts with a utopian first date, dismantles the notion of utopian romance in the middle (despite attempting to uphold the possibility of the existence of utopian romance a few times) and ends with reflections on how 18-year-old Taylor, having been picked on over her greatest dream and come home crying about it, dares to hope that “change” will come and things will get so much better.  Albums 1-3 as a whole start with uncertainty and isolation, progress through disappointments and dreams, and ultimately end with Long Live, which speaks volumes.

Red starts with romantic danger, pain and agony (lots of them), toys with the importance of circles of non-romantic friends, continues to toy with the prospect of utopian romance (yes, we’re looking at you, Stay Stay Stay), and ends with, er, a utopian romance.  This, coming after all that’s come before it on Red, is why Begin Again is such a touchingly optimistic triumph.  “We all need our Begin Again moment,” someone once said – and we do.  It’s a song of mature affection, of an undramatic connection based purely on mutual admiration, of simply getting to know a new person through going all out to express one’s inner human being.

I’d better visit a café next Wednesday.

So the time has come to unveil Red’s top dog!  I think we all know what’s coming… and I’m afraid WANEGBT and the Award for Best Song from Red are never ever getting back together, not that they were ever together in the first place!  No, the Best Song from Red Award, with as much predictability as the daily sunrise, goes to…

1) All Too Well
“Another very melancholy one.  Not as sad as Last Kiss, but then again, how can a break-up song ever be sadder than Last Kiss?”

I hate to admit it, but this was my initial reaction to All Too Well, particularly its opening instrumental!  Certainly, it and Last Kiss are analogues of each other from across their respective albums, in that they mark the peaks of post-break-up regret.  I still don’t think All Too Well is a sadder song than Last Kiss, primarily because the latter is so unrelentingly downbeat, Taylor’s voice is consistently on the verge of breaking, and the sad-ending-to-a-beautiful-fantasy approach fits so seamlessly into the Speak Now era, and makes for a more emotionally cutting narrative.  But that’s just me.

All Too Well, however, is definitely its own beast.  There are so many mesmerizingly powerful details in it that I feel obliged to emphasise them all as bullet point-type sentences, rather than bogging them all down in a paragraph…

The recurring, ever-brutal “cold” and “cold season” (“Autumn leaves”) metaphors.  The memories that you wish weren’t all in the past and can’t let go of (“something about it felt like home somehow”).  The mournful “I don’t want it to be all gone” instrumental after “..even now”.  The regular reminders that they are all “gone” (“I was there”).  The utter helplessness of seeing your greatest hopes/loves shattering irreparably.  The brutal middle eight.  The entire bridge (“a full-blown bloodletting” in the words of one critic).  The immediate diminuendo after the bridge.  The final crescendo.  The switch-of-perspective trick.

What a lot of triumphs.  As for which one-liner from All Too Well should win the Award for Best One-Liner from All Too Well, that’ll have to be a completely separate awards ceremony.  The fact that I’m resigned to this conclusion says a fair bit about how staggering Swiftian lyricism is when it’s at its very best.  I’ll offer the Best One-Liner award to “So casually cruel in the name of being honest” on a provisional basis.


There ends the Album Review stage of the First 4 Eras Awards Ceremony.  Next time, it’ll be the film soundtracks and other miscellaneous singles facing the music, and then it’ll be the full results table.  Tune in again soon for both of those!

The First 4 Eras: Results (Part 3)

Welcome back to The First 4 Eras: The Awards Ceremony.  We are sorry to announce that due to the unforeseen defection of a number of members of our staff to a different venue, which isn’t actually hosting any awards evenings as we speak and won’t be used again until at least December, we have been forced to scale things down slightly.  All future awards will now be presented via a Yahoo livestream from a nuclear bunker in Birmingham, and we have reluctantly sold our rights of control over the evening’s live performers to Simon Cowell, who offered us a lifesaving sum of £5.42 if we would allow an autotuned X Factor reject to perform Gangnam Style to the tune of Shake It Off.

Not really.  Let’s find out how the Academy has spoken about Speak Now, shall we?

SPEAK NOW: THE TOP 5

Summer 2010.  Those were the days.  My GCSEs had just come to an end, my Sixth Form days were about to begin, and I was moving further into the Swiftie sphere all the time – encouraged, no doubt, by the appearance of a new Taylor song that struck me, lyrically and sonically, as being Love Story Mark 2.  One listening later, I decided that although the similarities between Love Story Mark 1 and Love Story Mark 2 were clear, Mark 2 remained a stunningly beautiful novella of a song, not to mention a good progression from Mark 1 for lyrical maturity.  Mark 2’s actual title, of course, was Mine.  Needless to say, after that, the Swiftie sphere really was mine to explore.

Then along came my Sixth Form days.  Within three months, I was making the unprecedented decision to stand in our Student Presidential election, which required me to make a rousing campaign speech, write a lot of campaign literature and generally impress the student electorate.  Considering that I was an absolute nobody among my peers just a year earlier, this was progress, my decision having been spurred on by the elements of fearlessness that I had discovered back in the summer at that Prom where Love Story didn’t get played.  However, the campaign trail was initially rough, with two friends of mine (one of whom was also an opponent in the election) effectively saying to me, “If you get even one vote, I’ll eat my hat.”  Talk about words like knives.  Alas, things changed, the walls fell down and I somehow managed to win the position of Vice President, and this defined the next two years of my life, as I continued to grow and take leading roles.  All of this, however, was under the looming shadow of university applications, and the knowledge that everything I had, and knew, in this school life would soon be gone…

Speak Now undoubtedly represented a huge turning point for Taylor.  This was the era of great upheavals for her, with “moving out” and the realisation of her childhood dream being documented in its lyrics.  In her own words, every song on this third album is a message for some significant individual(s), telling them something deep and sincere that they really needed to be told.  And she went and did that by moving away from what I referred to last time as “the teenage girl stereotype”.  Speak Now is a feature-length message to the tune of “I’m two years older than I was when album 2 was released, and hopefully a lot wiser.  I’ve lived, hurt, regretted, but above all else, learnt.”  Thematically, it marks a huge progression from previously, with meatier subject matters – apologies, reconciliation and growing up – than were explored on Fearless.  There’s a seismic growth in Taylor’s vocals to match this, and let’s not forget they were exemplary on albums 1-2 as well.  But the quietest, and yet loudest, victory of Speak Now is the little subtlety that amplifies the importance of its subject matters, along with her artistic integrity and prowess: it’s 100% Taylor-written.

On that note, here are the album’s greatest hits…

5) Mean
aka the song that I briefly sang on stage one day this summer, as part of a joke about my Swiftieness and the intentionally bad efforts that my friends and colleagues put into trying to recite a tongue-twister that I’d just come up with.  My vocals were rather awful, just as they were when I sang along with it on the Red Tour… but at least I had enormous fun with it both times!

Mean is a definite odd one out on Speak Now.  While quite a few entries on this album (and Fearless, too) dabble in unconventional country or transcend genres altogether, this one is proud to be a pure country belter.  Sending out an age-old anti-bullying message in a format that it’s never been sent out in before or since, and having lots of fun over it, speaks volumes.  It’s witty, upbeat, bold and poetic, and crucially, there’s no explicit anger/vengeance on display.  The moral of this story: Taylor’s been on the receiving end of pathetic liars who are “alone in life”, and because she’s your secret friend, she wants to let you know that said pathetic liars are who they are, and not worth getting angry over.  This is Taylor shaking them off in the good old way.

Also, as several observers have brilliantly noticed, Mean sees Taylor singing about “someday… livin’ in a big old city”, while new delight Welcome to New York is all about Taylor coming to live in a big old city.  Mean suddenly takes on a whole new significance.  We are incredibly proud of you, Taylor.

4) Sparks Fly
What’s the greatest three-word Taylor lyric of all time?  I don’t know, but “drop everything now” is surely a serious contender.  It’s a Swiftie icon in its own right, and the epitome of this age of electric guitar dominance.  I inexplicably didn’t take much notice of Sparks Fly until its music video came out in mid-2011 (it was August 13 that year on which I first saw it), but my jaw dropped at once, and there was no looking back after that.  I’ll admit, I initially agreed with the widespread view that the song deserved a music video that didn’t just consist of archive footage of the Speak Now World Tour, but I’ve completely taken that back now.  Sparks Fly is an arena blockbuster, at its best when performed in the company of 15,000 Swifties.  Whether it’s opening the SNWT from a cloud of stage smoke or electrifying the Red Tour with the help of Taylor flying around the arena in an open pod, it has to be heard live to be fully appreciated.  And yes, sparks flew on the main stage when I was there watching her singing it.  (Sadly, though, it was during Sparks Fly that she flew away from where I was standing!)

Sparks Fly is also one of a handful of Taylor songs that I can legitimately claim to be able to sing in my sleep, if only that were a thing.  You know what I mean by that.

3) Ours
There’s something about soft songs.  Ours is certainly one of the pillars of the genre.  It, like so many others in the same mould, is musically simple, but that certainly doesn’t mean simplistic.  In more ways than one, it’s a pretty definitive offering from Brand Swift – the Shake It Off-style message is as beautiful here as it’s ever been, but this is the story of exactly two people in their own micro-universe.  Basically, if Come Back… Be Here and Love Story were to be crossed with Shake It Off, the result would sound like Ours.  In other words, Swiftian positivity and adoration, personified.

The first time I watched Ours’ music video (which I could probably write another complimentary essay about) was December 13, 2011; aside from being someone’s 22nd birthday, it was the cold, wet day on which I returned home from the University of Oxford after a series of application interviews.  It was the best, most relaxing thing to come home to.*  Sometimes, we just need a calming tune, and that’s Ours’ greatest triumph. 

2) Enchanted
While my friend and I were on the train heading up to London for our Red Tour concert, we discussed our very favourite Taylor songs.  I won’t say what I said was my number one, but she went with Enchanted.  It’s not hard to see why.  This is the ultimate personification of the “dreamy/romantic” genre at which Taylor has always excelled.  It’s a gorgeous musical progression from Fearless (the song, that is), and I could even go as far as to say that if the story of Fearless – with its tale of the most incredible first page of a love story – were a dream from which one were to abruptly wake up, the result would be Enchanted.  It’s the tale of the most incredible first page that was also, by implication, where a storyline ended.  We’ve all had those moments of beautiful storylines ending suddenly because of waking up from them, and then wishing they could have gone further; that’s Enchanted in a nutshell.  (The number of dreams like that I’ve had featuring me meeting Taylor… I can relate.  In one such dream, I found myself standing a few feet away from her at a supermarket checkout, and forced myself to speak up very timidly; it all ended in the middle of a shy conversation!  One week later, though, my friend and I got our Red Tour tickets, so maybe she was trying to tell us something…!)

And so the baseball cap is traded for a crown for Speak Now’s finest.  I’m afraid I have to admit to telling a slight fib a paragraph ago.  I said I wouldn’t reveal my favourite Taylor song, but the poll has given me no choice.  It’s this one.  I am absolutely overcome with delight in revealing that the award for Best Song from Speak Now goes to…

1) Long Live
I could probably write a short book about how much I relate to this song!  Alas, I haven’t got that much space or time here, so I’d better try and condense my thoughts.

I came out of my social shell when I was 16.  I was elected Student Vice-President two weeks after I turned 17.  I helped to organise and execute a series of incredibly enjoyable charity events around school over the following year, and loved having the opportunity to represent my friends and deal with their concerns about things.  I had to resign as VP just after turning 18 (in January 2012), but turned my efforts to playing a part in organising our Year 13 Leavers’ Ball, the classy dining-and-dancing event that really would signal the end of my school days.  I threw down the gauntlet right at the start of the Prom planning meetings and asked for Long Live to be worked into the night.  After all, this was to be a night marking the end of seven years of great academic fun, huge personal development and terrific togetherness with my schoolmates – there was no other song in the world that would have summarised my emotions more appropriately!

On Prom Night itself, I was unexpectedly named “most likely to rule the world”, having been voted the winner of this award by my Sixth Form friends.  Our charismatic Deputy Head of Sixth Form publically thanked the student organisers of the night, including me, and I briefly felt like a hero after all those years of hiding in the shadows.  I didn’t deserve to feel like much of a hero, but I somehow just did, and that was the beauty of the night: everyone was loving everyone else, right at the end of our years together, before our long walks to the unknowns of university life (a life that I was initially greatly apprehensive about… but I slowly settled in, and soon got the chance to represent the University of Southampton on the notorious televised quiz show University Challenge, which I’d dreamt of doing since I was 10 years old).

The final “goodbye” song of Prom Night was Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’.  It was a beautiful choice, but it wasn’t Long Live, which I was disappointed about.  The following day, my family and I drove down to the New Forest for the day to celebrate my mum’s birthday, with images from the night before always echoing through my head (they even played Don’t Stop Believin’ on the radio while we were on the motorway!).  As soon as I got home, I knew I had to listen to Long Live myself, to make the school goodbyes complete.  I cried.  A lot.  I’m always trying to repay the debt that I owe Taylor for this moment, but I’ll never be able to.  (Many thanks also to YouTube user MyWinterFirefly for producing the lovely Long Live lyric video that went with this listening!)

Long Live also made me cry (buckets) after I’d filmed my last University Challenge match, bringing an end to my longest-held dream.

In the grand scheme that is Taylor’s musical progression, Long Live is a gigantic milestone for so many reasons.  Coming as the closing song on an ultra-confessional, 100%-Taylor-written album, with a secret message “FOR YOU”, it brings her friends, supporters, mentors and (of course) Swifties** into the picture.  She’d been searching for a place in this world for so many years, and dreamt of the day when things would change for her, and then she found both.  As such, Long Live feels like the very last chapter in her life story up to that point, bringing the curtain down on the “finding her feet” years documented in albums 1-3.  After that, the only way was up.  This marks a final, ultra-poignant side-note that puts Long Live right at the top of my list (whether it’s at the top of your collective list as well remains to be seen…!).  I want it to be the song for my last dance on my hypothetical future wedding day.

So, what do you think?  Next time, Red will be put under the microscope.  Tune in soon for that!

*By the way, my application to the University of Oxford – which I’d set my heart on – was ultimately shot down.  I was a bit dejected after that.  But as a direct result of not going to Oxford, I got to go on University Challenge, visit Doctor Who’s 50th anniversary celebration event in London, and pay a visit to the Red Tour!  I can’t complain now!

**I have a joke these days that alleges that I am the subject of a Taylor song.  I’ve got a few raised eyebrows from that, but I’m talking about Long Live, rather than something like Forever and Always!

The First 4 Eras: Results (Part 2)

Here we are again, with another round of unveiling the poll results!  It’s now the turn of Taylor’s courageous (I’m here all week) second album to face the music.  To present the award for Best Song from Fearless, we have a man who needs very little or no introduction.  Please welcome Luke Bryan…

..Sorry about that.  Where am I?  It looks like I’ve just woken up from a statistics-induced trance in which I was led to imagine a full-blown, flashy awards ceremony for this process.  Alas, there is no such ceremony – or if there is one going on somewhere, I don’t know about it!  Let’s just move onto some actual results!

FEARLESS: THE TOP 5

The Fearless Era.  2008-2010. To understate it quite mildly, this was a game-changing era for me.  In the first year of the era, I really began to feel myself coming “out of my shell” and shedding a bit of my social timidity.  I participated in a few quizzing events with my schoolfriends, and spent four mind-blowingly eye-opening days with them on a residential trip to Belgium and France, where we visited a series of battlefields from, and memorials to, the First World War.  I amazed myself by voluntarily singing along with them whenever we were on the bus going between places.  Then along came the second year of the Fearless Era, which was dominated by the build-up to our Year 11 Prom… and amidst all of this build-up, I came out of my shell even further, and (in a completely different turn of events) discovered a beautiful Pennsylvanian singer with distinctive curls.

I suppose this makes me a Fearless Era Swiftie.  Certainly, it was thanks to a handful of songs from Fearless that ensured my sustained interest in Taylor’s work.  However, I have recently found myself coming to the surprising (not shocking) decision that Fearless is her weakest album to date, and that’s not to say that it isn’t fantastic.  Its legacy, for me, is mainly defined by the fact that I discovered her during its lifetime, and so did most of the mass media, and so did plenty of now-devoted Swifties.  As such, Fearless was the unofficial blueprint for a lot of us in our view of Taylor’s music.  Dominated by lyrical tales of daydreaming about real love, reminiscing about heart-stoppingly beautiful moments of first kisses (and, in one case, the first kiss that never actually took place), lamenting those crushing moments when the façade drops, and wishing that the clock could be turned back after moments of “breaking, burning and ending”, Fearless is arguably the quintessential Taylor album.  It probably would be for most of my non-Swiftie friends, and it was for me for a short time.  Alas, for precisely this reason, it took me a little while to fully accept Taylor and her music (it wasn’t until as recently as 2013 that I started shouting my Swiftieness from the roof!), because Fearless’ lyrics are as far removed from my young experiences as one can get!  I’ve had a few crushes, yes, but I never spoke up – as epitomised by the Prom build-up moment.  Furthermore, back in these days when everyone was only just starting to get to know Taylor, the “teenage girl” Swiftie stereotype was all over the place, and there was no real counter-argument.  Musically and lyrically, I thought the stereotype was probably accurate, not least because of the group of female friends of mine who were the only Swifties I knew at the time.  So I kept my interest in Taylor’s music quiet.  “I shouldn’t be liking it,” I convinced myself.  “I’ll be destroyed socially at school if word gets out about it.”

In recent years, of course, the stereotype has been kicked, as the diversity of the Swiftie family has become self-evident (which is one of the many reasons why I love it).  My closet Swiftieness has also been vanquished.  You could say I eventually found some fearlessness!  Anyway, let’s reveal your top 5 songs from Fearless – again, their average scores have been withheld for now, and so have the fates of the rest of the songs on the album…

5) Forever and Always
Sonically, this one holds a lot of resonance for me.  This was one of the slightly less well-known Fearless songs that captured my attention and got me hooked for the long run.  Taylor’s rich talents as a vocalist and writer became particularly clear, for me, with Forever and Always.  “I believe it was a Tuesday…” – a beautiful use of her “throwaway details” trademark.  “It rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone…” – a painfully immaculate use of her long-running rain metaphor.  Needless to say, I was the one saying “forever and always” soon after hearing this.

4) You’re Not Sorry
Traditionally one of the last songs I would recall whenever I played Sporcle’s “name all the Taylor Swift songs” game, You’re Not Sorry, I’m afraid, isn’t one of my favourites.  Like with Should’ve Said No, I’ve never been particularly attracted to many of the straightforward, believable post-break-up songs.  But I’ll tell you what I do like about this one: it’s a cold song and it doesn’t pretend to be anything else.  That’s generally preferable to a straightforward, fiery post-break-up song for me.  Plus, I love the thought that if We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together had been on Fearless, it would have taken the form of You’re Not Sorry.  Both tell the story of a dirty, dirty cheat whose repeated apologies have increasingly sounded like crying wolf, and tonally and musically, they’re each highly representative of their respective eras.

3) You Belong With Me
aka the second Taylor song I ever heard.  I heard it completely independently of the Kanye moment, which I like to pretend never took place.  (Side note: over the summer, a group of campers at my place of work performed a comedy sketch entitled Music Awards, in which they impersonated a series of contemporary musicians.  One of the group walked on stage and started “crying hysterically” over the line, “I broke up with this guy… and wrote a song about him”, at which point someone else barged onto the stage in a Kanye moment parody.  Standing at the side of the stage, I decided that this “Taylor impression” was unacceptable, and spontaneously went all dead behind the eyes as if to say the impression had shot me through the heart.  I then pretended to drop dead.  The moral of this story: if I’m around, make your Taylor impressions accurate and inoffensive.)

Anyway, where was I?  Lyrics.  They’re so singable in YBWM that they go off the scale.  But I didn’t go and learn them all until the night before my Red Tour concert earlier this year, largely because the aforementioned “teenage girl stereotype” scared me away from YBWM for a long time, for which I am very sorry!  Fortunately, when YBWM (albeit in an unfamiliar, jazzy format) came up at the Red Tour, it gave me one of the most boundlessly fun moments of the night.  I sang every word and adored doing so.  That’s a good legacy.  Plus, Taylor’s in-song persona is the kind of girl I can see myself falling for.

One of my camp colleagues dedicated YBWM to me at breakfast one day, which was astonishingly unexpected!

2) Fearless
aka the Surprise Acoustic Song performed on the B-Stage at my Red Tour concert, while I held up my “You’ve made us proud” flyer some 15-20ft away from where Taylor was singing.  This, in itself, ensures Fearless’ immortality in my affections.  On a musical and vocal level, however, its immortality should never be in doubt.  Listen to those soaring guitar notes on “capture it, remember it”, the rapidly-changing romantic intensity of the middle eight, the climactic sonic and vocal excitement beginning at “Well, you stood there with me in my doorway…”, and the diminuendo at “it’s flawless, really something”.  My 16-year-old self would have been a complete idiot to have abandoned Taylor and her music after noticing these sublime elements.

And the non-Luke Bryan-presented award for Best Song from Fearless goes to… I bet you can’t guess…

1) Love Story
Not to be confused with the 1970 film starring Ali MacGraw and Ryan O’Neal.  My mum has made that mistake a few times.  Also not to be confused with the autobiography of Kurt Cobain’s wife.

Where do I begin* with this one?  This is the song that started it all!  This is the song that I’d heard whisperings about from various corners during 2009.  Then I saw a live performance of it on BBC Children in Need on 20 November that year.  It was an overwhelmingly romantic performance, with vocals that took me somewhere else, lyrics that swept my critical alterego off his feet, music that spoke to the heart effortlessly, and a singer who epitomised natural beauty, elegance and humility.  Although I didn’t hear Love Story again for a few months after that, the groundwork had been laid for the day on which I officially became a Swiftie.

I can’t actually pin that day down to any date in the calendar.  It happened gradually – but it definitely happened thanks to Love Story.  As I’ve mentioned on my profile page, in the build-up to my Year 11 Prom, I became increasingly confident, and almost dead certain, that Love Story would be played at the Prom as a suitably romantic, singable number.  So I decided that I had to prepare for it by binge-learning the lyrics, at which point I fell head over heels for the song again and was slowly drawn into the Swiftie sphere!  June 9-10, 2010 were the first two days of my lyric binge-learning, so I guess these are the days on which I became a Swiftie, but I prefer November 20 as my anniversary.  (Here’s a scary coincidence: at the Prom, I wore a purple tie, with that specific shade of purple being known as Verona.  Verona is the setting for Romeo and Juliet, the basis for Love Story.  No wonder I was so sure it would be played at the Prom!  Sadly, it wasn’t to be!)

Nearly four years later, at the Red Tour, I finally had the chance to do what I hadn’t been able to do at the Prom – sing Love Story live.  My Swiftie story came full circle at once!  Hence, I cannot argue with the verdict that this is Fearless at its very best.

In part 3, it’ll be time for us to speak now about Speak Now.  See you there!


*Where Do I Begin was the theme song from that 1970 film Love Story.  I couldn’t resist. 

The First 4 Eras: Results (Part 1)

Welcome along to the first part of The First 4 Eras in Review: The Awards!  (Cue much cheering in the background, with fireworks going off and the National Anthem being played.  OK, maybe we don’t quite have the budget for any of that.  We can still imagine it, though!  I do love a good overblown awards ceremony.)

The results are in; your scores for every Taylor song so far (discounting 1989, that is) have been counted and verified, and the time has come for me to let you know the definitive answer to the age-old question “What is Taylor’s best song ever?” / “What is everyone’s favourite Taylor song ever?”!  In Part 1, it’s album 1 that falls under the spotlight…

TAYLOR SWIFT: THE TOP 5

Debut albums.  They’re not easy.  They say it takes 20 years to make a reputation and 5 seconds to destroy one – but equally, without stamping one’s mark on the music scene and making the greatest possible first impression, those 20 years won’t get moving quickly.

Taylor’s eponymous debut is a frightfully picturesque blueprint, if you like, for Brand Swift.  “Here’s a singer-songwriter whose lyrical inspirations lie almost exclusively in her life experiences and dreams.  She’s been a lot of lonely places – unrequited love, post-relationship bitterness and regret, blissful post-relationship nostalgia, struggling to find herself or fit in anywhere – but also experienced the innocent excitement of the beginning of beautiful friendships, and that time when one knows that one’s found the special individual who, somehow, just deserves to be trusted with one’s greatest secret.  And the focus is always firmly on the lyrical story.  And they all speak a universal language.”  All of which describes her music as perfectly now as it always has done.  This is Taylor Swift in a nutshell.  True, she’s not been so isomorphically country in any of her work since this debut, but the influences have almost always carried through.  There may be certain sections of the Internet bemoaning the fact that she’s latterly been “taken out of country”, but remember this: there’s no “taking the country out of her”.  I don’t mean this in a strict sonic/stylistic sense, but in a much more basic sense – Taylor’s gone through a number of life lessons, as have we all, and expressing these lessons honestly and in good faith through music is how she chooses to reflect on them, all while (directly or indirectly) giving us some stories to relate to, because, after all, we’ve all been there.  That’s the true victory of album 1 – it’s a dictionary entry for Brand Swift.

So here are your top 5 songs from album 1.  I’m withholding their average scores out of 13, and the placement of the bottom 9 songs from album 1, until the day when I unveil the complete results board, just to preserve some element of surprise…

5) Picture to Burn
One of the first Taylor songs I ever heard, I think it’s fair to say this is perhaps her most isomorphically country track.  Not just in the sound and vocals, but also in plenty of the recurring motifs throughout the lyrics.  There’s a dreadful wordplay coming up here, but how else can we describe Picture to Burn, with all its talk of “[stating] the obvious” about missing out on “perfect [fantasies]”, and symbolically walking away from a “redneck heartbreak” with a “stupid old pick-up truck”, other than “a firecracker of a song”?

4) Cold As You
What really says it all about this quiet beauty of a number is the reaction given to its surprise (not shock – she doesn’t “shock” for a living, as she wrote in the WSJ a while ago) appearance at one show on the Red Tour.  I imagine it made quite a few people sit up and think.  “Wow, her vocal strength has improved so much in seven years,” some of them said.  “True,” said others, “but the brilliance was always there, hidden in plain sight.”  The brilliance certainly has been there all along, including in her vocals.  Cold As You is also a sly poetic contrast to the fiery Picture to Burn, and the dividing line between the regretful “cold” and embittered “fiery” songs has clearly recurred in Brand Swift over the years, so that’s full marks to album 1 on another level.

3) Should’ve Said No
I’ll be honest – I’m surprised (again, not shocked!) that this one features as highly as it does.  When I filled out the poll, this was one of my few recipients of relatively low scores, because I feel that its premise has been tackled with much more innovation on other occasions.  Nevertheless, I remain obliged to take my hat off to Should’ve Said No, for the very simple reason that it sounds like an exchange that really would be had; it’s incredibly believable.  It’s assertive and bold, and it paves the way for huge lyrical numbers on similar subjects through Taylor’s years.  So that’s full marks to album 1 on another level, and another reason why it’s a “dictionary entry” for Brand Swift.

2) Tim McGraw
I’m very nostalgic.  I love looking back at old photos of fantastic days, and reading things I’ve written about those days.  When I think “Boney M”, I think of dancing to the disco classic Rasputin with my school history classmates.  When I think “Tim McGraw”, there are no prizes for guessing whom I think of.  I have plenty of little artefacts in my possession that remind me of days gone by; while Taylor lyrically has that letter that “you” never read, I have the joke that I never told, and the fez that I wore on the best day of my life so far.  And strangely enough, I love album 1’s leading song.  Also strangely enough, I think I’m sufficiently well-known as a Swiftie among all my friends for “when you think [Taylor Swift], I hope you think of me” to be a reasonable reflection of my life at the moment!

And taking the top spot from album 1, what else do we have but…

1) Our Song
Another of the very first Taylor songs I heard, this one takes me back to my sixteenth year every time.  Sadly, this isn’t because it reminds me of the times when I would sneak out late and tap on her window, because I was shy enough back then that I never had any of those times.  I wish I had.  One of the main reasons why it takes me back to when I was 16 is because that was when I first heard it, in my very early Swiftie days.  Another reason is that the girl who inadvertently introduced me to Taylor (by keeping mentioning her in conversation) was the girl whom I very nearly “asked” to my Year 11 Prom – and I later found out that she and her other (girl)friends had been singing Taylor songs all the way to the Prom, and I can imagine Our Song being one of them (this was summer 2010)!

Anyway, where was I?  Lyrics.  Like Tim McGraw and numerous other Taylor songs through the years, Our Song ends with a repetition of the opening line, followed by a final payoff.  Such is a lovely way of squaring the circle within a song.  “I wrote down Our Song” is, of course, how this one ends, which can actually be taken as a subtle statement of “this is Taylor’s artistic style in a nutshell”.  So full marks to album 1 once again.  Also full marks to Our Song for being just one letter shy of an Elton John classic.


Fearless comes under the spotlight in Part 2.  Watch this space… it’s on its way! 

This is the very first page

Welcome to Swift Decisions!  We’re glad that you have come, to share your lives with us…

..sorry about that.  I didn’t expect to burst into song out of nowhere at that point.  Anyway, hello, I’m Richard, and it’s good to meet you.  The first thing everyone always discovers about me these days is invariably one of four things – (1) I’ve competed in that terrifying TV quiz with a reputation for impossibly hard questions; (2) I rarely watch TV dramas, unless it’s Doctor Who, in which case I relish every second of it; (3) I represent my university at the fantastic, quirky, humanitarian sport called lifesaving; (4) whenever I slip the word “swift” or its variations into conversation, it’s always a reference to a certain singer-songwriter from Pennsylvania, and very rarely anything to do with being fast.

That’s where the “Swift” comes from in the name of these blogs.  It’s five years ago this week that I first watched Taylor Swift singing, and in the five years since, she and her music have taken me to many wonderful places I’d never been before.  These blogs are my way of saying a huge thank you at this great milestone.  As for the word “Decisions”?  Well, the musical world experienced a game-changing earthquake three weeks ago when Taylor’s fifth studio album, 1989, hit the shelves and iTunes stores worldwide – and we’d all known it was coming since August 18.  That was the foreshock.  I abruptly decided to create a foreshock of my own by trying to answer the age-old question that “Swifties” worldwide have been trying to answer for years…

..and that’s where the word “Decisions” comes into it.  I asked the fandom to rate each of Taylor’s album tracks and official singles from 2006-2013 out of 13 (with 13 being ubiquitous in the fandom as her lucky number, I couldn’t resist making it a “perfect score” in this poll), and billed this as a celebration of her first four musical eras, not to mention a countdown to the start of the fifth.


Here’s where I present the aftershocks – the results of everyone’s submissions.  Which song is her greatest to date?  How does your personal favourite stack up against every other song on the list?  Join me in the pages ahead, as I show you statistics, rambling critiques, and generally incredible things.